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Which program are you running?

We all suffer from program-itis. Programming that was downloaded to our systems back when we were cooking in our Easy Bake Oven and renting VHS tapes from Blockbuster. The programming did exactly what it was supposed to do back then. But fast forward and now, for most of us, it's actually what's standing in the way from having the life we really want.

So….which one's running you?

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Don't think about it.

Pick the one that's true, not the one you want it to be, or what’s the point?

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Protocol + medicine to deprogram

You’ve already started – YAHOO! This is genuinely the first and hardest step – seeing your program for what its given you, but also now what its cost you.

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This is exactly what we work on inside The Millennial Mentor Method. Phase 1 is a three month intensive designed to take you from the program you've been running, dismantle the parts that aren’t serving you, combining neuroscience and whimsy, to redesign a life that feels like home completely unique to YOU. Phase 2 is monthly support so you stay accountable, feel supported and execute on the plans we create.

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Everyone carries more than one program. {{ r.name }} is your primary, the one running the show most loudly. But you might recognise pieces of the others in yourselff too, and that's completely normal.

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